Student: Totes my goats. You know what happened in soccer today? I'm getting tested for ADD.
Me: You might have ADD.
Student: Today, I couldn't run at all during soccer. Which is weird, because I work out all the time. But my hammy gave out and it is still sore.
Me: Hmm. . . I don't think that is a symptom of ADD.
Student: No, it's not, but watch this hilarious video on YouTube.