Conformity

Me: But how did they feel about conformity?
Student: They all felt the same about it.

It Just Got Personal

Student: What are you doing?

Me: I am trying to find the brightness switch.

Student: Why didn't you tell me? It is right here.

Me: Can you zoom in on the document as well?

Student: Yup.

Me: Oh good, that is much better. It was so small and dark.

Student: You are small and dark.

Bad Example

Me: This sentence is awkward.

Student: Should I delete it?

Me: No, it just needs to be incorporated. What is it an example of?

Student: A bad sentence?

Square peg, round hole.

Student: I don't understand this mess.

Me: You have to first complete the square to get the equation of a circle.

Student: There has to be a life lesson in there somewhere.

Tutor Dynasty

Student: Have you seen Step-Brothers?

Me: No, you ask me that every week. Can we focus?

Student: It's so funny. I'm going to keep asking until you see it.

Me: Focus.

Student: Have you seen the Tudors?

Me: Really?

Student: Gosh, I was only asking you a question. I can't ask questions?

Me: I might have to hurt you.

Student: Ok, ok. I'll do the problem.