Me: I like your do0-rag.
Me: White is a good color on you.
Student: I'm going to get dreads.
Me: Yeah, that is usually a good idea for a 12-year old.
Student: My mom said I could.
Me: Is that Dre's autobiography?
Student: Best rapper ever. It's all about the hood.
Me: By hood, do you mean your brownstone off Park Avenue?
Student: Hood is a frame of mind.