Student: Do you have a favorite number?
Me: Not really.
Student: How come you don't have a favorite number? You are a math tutor.
Me: I don't know. I just don't.
Student: My favorite number is 57.
Me: That is very specific.
Student: It's been my favorite number since I was 5.
Student: You need a favorite number. You need to find your inner you, find your inner number.
Me: . . .