Friday, December 3, 2010

Special Education

Student: My English teacher thinks I'm retarded.
Me: Why?
Student: I don't know. I got a B on my paper and she was like, that's great!
Me: Well. You are really goofy. That could come across as retarded.
Student: I can't help it. I'm . . .what's the word? Aloof?
Me: You are not aloof. You are the opposite of aloof.
Student: Can you be loof?
Me: . . .

1 comment:

  1. Okay these are all funny, but for some reason I had to chuckle out loud to this one :p