Bad Example

Me: This sentence is awkward.

Student: Should I delete it?

Me: No, it just needs to be incorporated. What is it an example of?

Student: A bad sentence?

Square peg, round hole.

Student: I don't understand this mess.

Me: You have to first complete the square to get the equation of a circle.

Student: There has to be a life lesson in there somewhere.

Tutor Dynasty

Student: Have you seen Step-Brothers?

Me: No, you ask me that every week. Can we focus?

Student: It's so funny. I'm going to keep asking until you see it.

Me: Focus.

Student: Have you seen the Tudors?

Me: Really?

Student: Gosh, I was only asking you a question. I can't ask questions?

Me: I might have to hurt you.

Student: Ok, ok. I'll do the problem.

Monarch of Math

Student: So here, can I just divide everything by 7?

Me: No, you cannot divide under the square root sign.

Student: Do not tell me what I can and cannot do.

He clearly does not understand the gravity of the question.

Me: Well, technically, scientists haven't proven that gravity exists.

Student: [drops pencil] There, I just proved it.