This would be weird if she weren't 5.

Student: Tehee tehee. Ha ha ha ha.

Me: Oh, you've got the giggles. Is it time to shake them out?

Student: Yes!

Me & Student: [shake] Teehee. Ha ha. Tee hee. [shake]

Student: Ok. I'm serious now.

Me: Hehee he.

Student. Ha ha. Tehee. Now you've given me the giggles! We have to do it again!

Me: Haha. Ok.

Too Many Chinese!!! Part 2

Student's Brother: We are going to order some food. Do you want to stay for dinner?

Me: Sure, what are you going to order?

Student's Brother: Here are the menus: Mexican, Indian . . .

Me: Hm . . what else?

Student's Brother: Thai . . . Chinese

Student: I don't want Chinese.

Me: Cuz you hate the Chinese.

Student: I don't hate the Chinese!

Me: Too many Chinese!

Student: I don't.

Student's Brother: . . .

Me: How about Indian?

Soy sauce runs in her veins.

Student: Kyyyyyyy! I can't believe you wrote "too many Chinese" when I was talking about the population explosion on my study guide.

Me: That's what you said. I was just typing.

Student: I handed it in to my teacher! She'll think I'm racist.

Me: Just tell her your tutor is Chinese. It'll be fine.

Guitar Villain

Me: Do you know what callous means?

Student: Like the callouses on your hands?

Me: Yup. Nice association. It also means emotionally calloused, like unfeeling.

Student: Yeah, I was thinking of when I get callouses from playing too much guitar hero.

Me: . . .

And then sometimes I just sit there.

Me: Don't forget to . . .

Student: I got this!

Me: Ok, I was just going to say . . .

Student: It's B.

Me: That's right.

Student: I'm doing really well so far.

Me: I guess my work here is done.